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human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
by orangeplum. October 23, 2023
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Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023
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The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022
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Human playhouse

Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time
Yo i saw jahan making a human playhouse in the middle of the park the other day
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 4, 2023
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Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.
We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 1, 2023
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Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air
Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo
by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022
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human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
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