Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

by Phoeboop July 16, 2018

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Earth-wide

Synonym of global.

The internet is earth-wide.

by Dan Evans July 17, 2018

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Earth Nuggets

Balls of ice or snow that fall from the sky. Also know as hail.

Holy shit! Look at the earth nuggets pelting the office windows!

by Vhghfdg August 10, 2018

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The Earth is flat, like a pancake. earth is flying in outer space and surounded by other round planets. you may have heard that the earth is round but this is all lies. its the government that is trying to hide the truth from us

we live on the earth

by This_is_a_lie January 22, 2019

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Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

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