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Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."
by Han from myspace February 16, 2023
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Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.
Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs
by Big D*CK February 23, 2023
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Doctor Fuck-Up

Skylar Crosslane
Call doctor fuck-up to get him out of bed, he over drink again
by Mplmmount November 17, 2023
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Doctor

The word for healer and wiseman throughout the universe.
River Song: We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, doctor means ‘mighty warrior’. How far you’ve come…
by Mr. and Ms. Song December 29, 2023
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Doctor T

A fun and charismatic individual. Typically adorned with a monocle, suit, aesthetic cane, and top hat.
"Hey, have you heard of Doctor T? He's the go-to expert when it comes to improving your appearance and actions. He specializes in bringing out the best in people, helping them enhance their overall look and behavior."
by OpaGramps January 1, 2024
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11th Doctor

Arguably the corniest doctor also debated as the 12th since the 10th debated 2 times. Played by Matt Smith in one of the best sci-fi series DOCTOR WHO!!
random guy 1: Hey bro have you seen the corny 11th doctor scenes?

random guy 2: nah bro your on crack
by Doctor who fan number 1 January 14, 2024
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you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned
Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022
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