Dog

Woman's best friend, along with ice cream

person 1: "hey look its man's best friend!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"

by HolaItsKarli<3 June 8, 2018

Dog

a man.

woman: "*slaps* YOU DOG!"
man: "I DONT HAVE A DOG!"

by eShokk April 23, 2019

Gabe the Dog

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

How ironic Gabe the Dog died the same day that Trump became president! Sleep tight pupper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

dog water

a term used by fortnite kids to describe someone that’s trash at the game

he just missed all his shots he’s so dog water

by neygan December 27, 2020

Detroit Dog

One of the many free-roaming, ownerless canines that inhabit the deserted streets of Detroit

John: (Comes home bruised and tattered)

Abby: "What happend to you?"

John: "A pack of detroit dogs chased me two blocks down Woodward after the Red Wings game!"

by Swarley Brown December 10, 2009

trampoline dogging

Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her

Looks like Steve will be trampoline dogging this weekend

by Emma85 February 8, 2007

My Dog

Your only friend.

"Hey, do you wanna see that movie tonight?"
"Sorry I have an important date with my dog."

by Maybe :p October 5, 2015