Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Potato on the barrel

The silencer of a gun.

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound

by splat1234 November 2, 2023

Elite Toxic Barrel

When the other person defacates onto a shlong which is soft so it misses and causes a mess on the floor to clean up

Lil Pump: Hey bro did you see that clip of famous soundcloud rapper Pinomin getting an Elite Toxic Barrel? His micro PP couldn't handle it

by Tafuk May 3, 2023

Hand in barrel

Basically referring to something that you’ve dealt with before or something you go through everyday.

I’m used to John complaining about his dad, it’s so hand in barrel now

Most of the stuff Mandy talks about is just hand in barrel now

by I_Know_Tingz November 24, 2023

bodies-in-the-barrels

Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.

'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'

by fasteddyking November 29, 2023