two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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Fortnite B.R. was an epidemic that captured millions of people, but recently many fans think the game is dying, and many have moved away. It is commonly compared with other games such as Apex Legends and Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
It is commonly referred to as just Fortnite. Its elder brother, Fortnite: Save the World, is a campaign game that is considered less popular than the former.
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Jimmy: I play it bobb-
bobby has left the chat.
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Jimmy: I play it bobb-
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