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AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.
"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."
by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014
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AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
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revenge aids

When someone crosses you and you have aids then you purposely give them aids in revenge in any form possible (blood to blood, cum to blood, cutting someone and infecting their blood, etc)
"I swear to god if you steal one more dollar out of my wallet I am gonna cut open your leg and give you revenge aids!"
by Grem pls November 13, 2013
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Aids child

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child
by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016
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AID Summer

A pretty lit summer program where youths from all across the world teach socially disadvantaged Taiwanese children English. 99% Taiwanese people.
"Hey Jon you want to apply for AID Summer for this summer?"
"Hell yea"
by portgasdace August 1, 2016
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Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...
In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...
by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015
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crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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