November 28

National “You can’t get rejected” day! Ask your crush out and if she says no, she isn’t valid.

“I think i’m gonna ask my crush out today” “why today?” “Because today is national you can’t get rejected day, November 28”

by Vyper7856 November 28, 2021

November 28

national prank your friends day
(like april fools)

Hey i just got a tattoo
No way!
Haha jokes, it‘s November 28th remember

by Smokethatpack November 28, 2021

May 28

National Girl Power Day
A day to celebrate all women and Girls.
And to show how strong and brilliant they are !!

Person 1;What is the date today ?
Person 2:May 28 national girl power day !

by Bro I don’t know November 30, 2021

Women at 28

So when a women reaches this age. They had enough of taking lots of chad dick. They then realize life is important and time is running out. So instead of banging Joanzy and Johnny and Jameel. They finally would rather talk to a regular guy. But regular men are tired of womens bullshit by that age.

Women at 28 Stacy decided she was going to become a Becky now. Cause she didnt want to be a whore her whole life. But her old friend John was tired of her crap so he left.

by Anon2265 February 27, 2024

July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

July 28

Parents can say yes to anything day

"Can I have an iPhone dad? ", " No son ", " But it's July 28!! ", " Oh yes"

by Purpsyt July 27, 2022

September 28

The day where meaning of life was born. Otherwise known as Karla’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this person for being a failed plan b.

"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"

by bnn.mlk July 27, 2022