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Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024
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Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.
by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024
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Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
by aefirstorm August 11, 2024
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jack pepper

jack pepper is an emo bitch who cuts himself with eyebrow raxzors and has an alchoholic dad who doesnt love him and a mum who throws knives at him
jack pepper cuts himself
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Jack & Amy Lightfoot

A couple that showed everyone else what living life truly could mean. That love could keep us alive and once in awhile a cool change IS for the better. That there is a once in a lifetime Lady for one long haired hippy boy up on Cripple Creek.
Damn that couple could be as happy as Jack & Amy Lightfoot one day.
by The daughter of Jack & Amy ... January 16, 2023
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Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth
Babe I thinks it’s time
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me
by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023
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