Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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It’s the art of arriving late with absolute confidence because:
“I get there when I get there.”
“The party doesn’t start till I get there.”
“The most important people come last.”
Living on Pinto Time means never rushing, never stressing, and somehow still making an entrance like the credits just rolled and the main character finally appeared.
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It’s the art of arriving late with absolute confidence because:
“I get there when I get there.”
“The party doesn’t start till I get there.”
“The most important people come last.”
Living on Pinto Time means never rushing, never stressing, and somehow still making an entrance like the credits just rolled and the main character finally appeared.
Warning:
Pinto Time may cause heroic entrances, confused hosts, and people texting “Where are you???” followed by “nvm you just walked in.”
“We told him the cookout started at 2. He showed up at 3:11 with a chair and sunglasses. Pure Pinto Time.”
“The movie began at 7 but she walked in at 7:22 with popcorn like she produced the film. She must be on Pinto Time”
“Everyone was awkwardly mingling until he arrived on Pinto Time and suddenly the music got louder.”
“He didn’t miss the meeting—he made a dramatic third-act entrance on Pinto Time.”
“If you want him to be on time, tell them it starts 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise he’ll be on Pinto Time”
“The movie began at 7 but she walked in at 7:22 with popcorn like she produced the film. She must be on Pinto Time”
“Everyone was awkwardly mingling until he arrived on Pinto Time and suddenly the music got louder.”
“He didn’t miss the meeting—he made a dramatic third-act entrance on Pinto Time.”
“If you want him to be on time, tell them it starts 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise he’ll be on Pinto Time”
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