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Squid

A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
by goneinaday August 9, 2012
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Squid

A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.
"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"
by The Original Whitey October 12, 2011
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Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!
by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
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Squid

a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
by mdidley September 10, 2011
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Squid

That lad with no backbone. They have little to no personality and just aren't that interesting in general. Your mom definitely doesn't like them- she thinks they bring nothing to your life.
She can never stand up for herself. She's such a squid.
by TheSquids November 25, 2018
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Squid

A group of best friends that have a weird handshake and spend way to much time together.
Love my squid
by Sexychickie321 December 3, 2018
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fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences
"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day
by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017
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