certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

Colossal Squid

Bakugan

He is very colossal squid.

by yourlocalcockroach April 24, 2023

Squid ink shot

After a long bout of anal and an ejaculation into the anal cavity, the female the squirts the cum and feces mixture into an awaiting mouth.

“After I finished mixing up her insides like a blender and came I laid back down, only for her to squat over top of me and give me a squid ink shot.”

by Raven G22 May 7, 2023

Squid Kiss

A tattoo.

Every day I wake up and am grateful for the sexy squid kisses across my back.

by vlogz17 May 8, 2023

Squids

Plural of quid

That's about 3 squids.

by de4nz December 4, 2022

Squid Games

When you're so poor you'll do anything for money/food.

Example: It got real Squid Games up in here. We caught the new roommate stealing food out of the fridge on the camera in the kitchen.

Example: You gotta work all day Sunday doing massages after your worked Monday-Saturday as a handyman in your building? You must be Squid Games hungry. Are you doing rub and tugs?

by WillTalksShit January 12, 2023

Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.

"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."

by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023