Southern Spooning

The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.

“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”

by Escriben March 28, 2020

Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.

Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

Cup and Spoon

Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.

She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.

by EvilElephantitis May 24, 2020

Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.

Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

Cool-spoons

An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.

“Bro I just got a new dog!”

“Woah cool-spoons, dude!”

by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011

Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011