soft cakes

soft cakes is kid whos : whipped, soft but acts tough, thinks their big, talks a whole lotta ish, smokes weed. They speak with a wierd accent sometimes and are usuly off the boat. R U KIDDING ME!!! but in all seriousness aleks is soft cakes of 2007

aleks cosovic is soft cakes of 2007

by dun worri about it January 25, 2007

soft cum

Cum that cums before you pre-cum

I soft cum before i pre-cam in my pants

by chawk14 April 6, 2016

Soft Phallus

A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.

Big J' sooo' did you have a Soft Phallus after sorting 4 lines of llello?

by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

Soft Cock

A male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties.

That guy, hes such a fucking soft cock.

by sgpekanovich May 17, 2006

soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008

Soft Cock

A soft cock is a guy who doesn't go out looking for stray cats. He likely has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, and his friends, who are/have hard cocks and are typically desperate for action on any given night, call him a soft cock when they go out to the bars and he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

Hey Mitch, who's going to the bar tonight to pick up?

Chris isn't, he's a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

Soft Cock

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

by Anonymous August 24, 2003