Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023
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He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.
He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.
by bellearina August 22, 2023
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Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
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by Hdotfly August 7, 2022
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by Sigma Male 907 February 26, 2022
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