Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 2, 2023

Fall Lag

When you're trying to play a fun game of Fall Guys, but constant lag spikes keep interrupting your flow and causeing you to miss-time jumps, or get whacked by obstacles you thought were nowhere close to you, and no matter what you do, whether you restart your console, or dis and reconnect your Wi-Fi, it just will not go away.

Bro this fall lag keeps making me get hit by rhinos. I'm extremely close to killing myself right now

by red_stink August 25, 2023

Test lag

The amount of stress and/or exhaustion one gets after doing a test or examination of some sort.

Joe: bro do you want to hang out?
Achmad: I still have test lag from my finals, I think need a week to recover

by Deadeye Uger December 14, 2020

Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!

Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!

by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020

Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!

Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!

by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020

Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020