cheddar foot

Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a person’s foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.

Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,

by BeanTownBeanery June 19, 2019

foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.

Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.

by P-Biddy March 17, 2019

Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.

“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”

by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019

Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce

Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*

by sugastrashh May 20, 2019

foot funglis

basically foot fungus with an a phat L

“yo she smelt like foot funglish”

by footfungli August 17, 2019

Lycan Foot

Lycan Foot - a girl with unusually large or long feet and toes. Often times accompanied by unusual tufts of body hair and elongated toenails.

Also an appearance or effect most frequently seen in video (porn) recordings whenever a specific and highly favored lens of the adult industry is used.

See Lycan on Urban Dictionary

‘Dude, I’m gonna go talk to that chick in the green bikini, she’s fire!’

‘Bro, I hate to break it to you, but promise me you’ll take a good look at her feet first - she’s a Lycan Foot!

by DirtyFilthyNastyPerv August 21, 2019