Nose fest

Spotting a lot of people wearing a face mask without covering their nose.

I went to the supermarket today and it was a real nose fest among employees.

by Reschk September 17, 2020

schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 9, 2003

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.

Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.

by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022

Fest

Someone is obese and retarded

Lmao look at that fatass over there what fest!

by Qwos August 11, 2022

Festing

Another word for eating especially high calorie foods.

Damn you are Festing that cheeseburger from burger bro

by Qwos August 11, 2022

Titty Fest

A titty fest occurs when a woman of interest to another shows her equal interest by acompanying her suitor to a semi-private space and unexpectedly exposing her bare breasts to the suitor, enthusiastically grabing the head of her suitor, and joyously rubbing said suitor's face on and between her breasts to the equally surprised and excited suitor.

Eventhough she caught him looking at her breasts more than once in conversation, Monica and Sam hit it off when she laughed at some of his jokes during their group fundraising event. At the afterparty, he made her laugh some more and was rewarded with a quick titty fest in a bathroom stall.

by Juan Juevos November 30, 2022