maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville June 5, 2018

Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.

Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.

by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023

idaho potato barrel

forcing a person down and shoving as many potatoes in their body as possible

I need to get another idaho potato barrel my last one blew up

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.

Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there

by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024

Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.

“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed”

by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024

Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024