wtf

1. used to exclaim emotion in a sentence, usually anger
2. the abbreviation of 'what the fuck'

1. wtf why did you just steal my fucking phone?
2. wtf do you mean

by whydoyoudothiswtf August 2, 2022

WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

WTF

It stands for what the fuck

Woman one: WTF girl why do you drink so much beer?
Woman 2: because I'm in labor.
Woman one: girl why?!
Woman 2: because my baby is an alcoholic.
Woman one: :0

by dude stan September 6, 2022

Wtf

W-why

T-the
F-fuck I’m not on a date with Timmy Chalamet?

Like Wtf

by Melina.chalamet November 27, 2022

wtf

Abbreviation for the last three days in a workweek: Wednesday (W), Tuesday (T), Friday (F).

I'm busy all MT, but we could schedule an afternoon meeting on WTF.

by p3ps1m4n April 24, 2022

WTF

Something you say when you want to sound like your actually surprised.

WTF that person is eating ketchup, with a banana (but secretly you do it too).

by #Whatdoyoumeani'm_crazy May 12, 2022

WTF

Something you say so you sound surprised even though you are actually saying that's so cool.

WTF that person is eating ketchup with a banana (even though you secretly do the same thing).

by #Whatdoyoumeani'm_crazy May 12, 2022