The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

Reserve Wine

A liquid containing alchol not intended for consumption but commonly associated with and consumed by Native Americans. Such examples include mouthwash, rubbing alcohol, or hand santizer diluted in water.

Gee. My brother, Fucks Two Dogs, was arrested last night. Too much drinking that Reserve Wine. He needs to switch from Listerine to Scope.

by Charlie757473 June 4, 2025

Osmanthus wine

Worlds most annoying game voice line , it starts with an "osmanthus wine..." and ends with you switching your character , zhonglis version , from the hit game genshin impact

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember , but where are those that share the memory?

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Wine gine

The female equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”. Too much alcohol to allow your libido to get you to fully enjoy a sexual encounter and/or reach climax.

Our sexual chemistry was there, but wine gine got the best of me.

by SweaterChaser74 December 5, 2023

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

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by Death Menace September 24, 2023