Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

West Virginia Mud Flap

When your having sex doggystyle and the girl explosive diarrheas on the man's testicles.

"Did you hear what happened to Josh? Melissa gave him a West Virginia Mud Flap"

by Noremak072 July 31, 2021

West Virginia whisper

when you are banging a chick from West Virginia and she spits her dip spit in your mouth.

i can still taste the dip from that West Virginia Whisper octavia gave me last night

by pgsnowman August 1, 2021

West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.

Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.

by Heyman23565741 August 1, 2021

West Virginia Foreplay

The act of giving your sister a foot massage

Mother: I saw you giving Betty Lou some West Virginia Foreplay
Me: We only went to second base afterward

by ButtMunchee September 6, 2021

Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass

I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham

by G8RADE September 12, 2021

Virginia

A pure gorgeous girl who is independent and kind. She is someone who you will love if you're the right guy, she is social,
But get her too mad she will punch your face. So WATCH OUT!!

"Oh look! a virginia blueberry!"

by Virginia D September 14, 2021