ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.

ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker

by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

boo boo the ultimate fool

Said of one who looks/is stupid or feels dumb.

i don't think i would ever meet someone who take the place of boo boo the ultimate fool like @blazedflatline

by alongsidejustin July 4, 2018

Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning

Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018

Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.

“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”

by Finnzo January 25, 2019

the ultimate user

This is the most powerful card in existance nothing can counter or damage it. This card instantly disables and destroys every enemy card no matter what their description says it also deflects all attacks no matter what deflected attacks deal infinte damage. This card requires another card to be awoken.

Me: ur gay
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you

by Mr.PissShitHead June 5, 2018

ultimate boncho fag

isaac evon/waste yute

yo fam, the ultimate boncho fag is on the way here, lets slap this bitch boy up!

by Fw.koji August 13, 2022

ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation

Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022