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Science

A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.
The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.
Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.
by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018
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Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.
In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!
by Fuery February 1, 2023
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San Francisco Science Fair

When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024
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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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science boy

A derogatory way to refer to your friend who is in a STEM field of work or has a STEM major.
“What did you think would happen if you poured bleach into your eyes?”

Whatever science boy.”
by Firebirb October 19, 2023
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Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention
Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles
by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023
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