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Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.
We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011
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Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.
That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.
by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023
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Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.
(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.
by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023
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Spoon Killer

The spoon killer is joey white, he lives at the upper east part of vaughan. hhe chases people with a spoon and spoons your nut.
"spoon deez nuts!"
- Julian/Joey white/Spoon Killer
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
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Spoon Killer

The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.
"spoon deez nuts!!"
-Julian/Joey/Spoon killer
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
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Southern Spooning

The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.
“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”
by Escriben March 28, 2020
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Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.
Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh
by Zigadawg May 4, 2020
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