Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011

Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.

Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."

by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011

james southern

james southern the most loving caring person with a heat of gold if he loves you he loves u more then love its self he will never purposely hurt u and would never let anyone eles hurt u as well he will always protect u no matter what he will carry you through all your hard times and sheild u when it starts to rain he will blame himself for not being there if u do get hurt and will pick u up again to fix your heart as his handsome looks will sweep u off the ground once you get to know his personality your gonna be in heaven if there is heaven he would be an angel he is somene you always want to be around and he makes saying goodbye so hard and saying hello so easy a loyal friend and boyfriend his smile coud brighten your day up his laugh could chase away all evil his gentile personality warms you as he does have a bit of a temper but would only use it to protect you and if he trusts u he trusts u with all his heart he does what he thinks is right but also knows how to party and have fun can take bears down like no one eles can and is always up for a laugh

james southern meaning loving caring fun hot sexy person

by james southern July 18, 2017

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

The Southern Jewfro

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.

"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

Note: this is something stupid i wrote cause this couldn't be blank

by SaucyBuns August 6, 2017

Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017

Southern Whoopie cushion

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process

demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

by luckyman91 January 10, 2019