Parker

A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.

Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.

by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Parker

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly

parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player

by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

Parker

The most generic white person you’ll ever meet that has a foot fetish.

God damn I fucking hate Parker

by Roving_boi November 21, 2021

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021