Monke

Something young kids say to each other online. Like calling each other "bruh" but dumber. Can also be used to call someone stupid. Comes from a meme.

Yo bruh you are dumb like monke.

by WordMaker2296 March 29, 2025

Dust Monk

noun — A grimy elder, a wise figure who’s endured immense hardship and does not concern himself with appearances for anybody.

"Old heads around here? Straight Dust Monks with a code."

by Fingr April 14, 2025

monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.

He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.

by surprise shark May 7, 2025

Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

monke

best awesomest gamer ever gaming

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by monke50167 July 19, 2023

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023