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Jimothy:hey I learned the Weezer lick
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Licking Cloth

Needing to take a shit really badly, your turd sticking out of your anus licking the inside of your pants.
Johnny was licking cloth so he sprinted to the toilet and managed to evacuate his bowels safely.
by Cumguzzler42069 July 18, 2022
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Creamy Lick

“Man I just got a creamy lick!”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
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Lick a wall

An insult for an idiot who everyone would be better off if they caught Covid-19.
Piss off and go lick a wall. I wish she would just go find a wall to lick. You can go and lick a wall.
by Lickyloulou January 26, 2022
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Lip licking

When you use your wet bottom lip and run it up and down something.
O baby I going 2 lip licking you all over to night
by Thedicksmademedoit July 17, 2021
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licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.
Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”
by GMan the grey July 22, 2021
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