Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021

Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021

more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.

Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!

by cypress_valley October 31, 2021

Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus

Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.

by Deldris July 15, 2021

Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.

"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."

by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021

japanese chad

A chad is someone who is cool and calm
They don't give a fuck about what's going on
They tend to keep secrets since they forget often

"Mito is an asshole, It's like he doesn't care!"
"He's just a japanese chad."

by Akito1045 September 26, 2021

Japanese Jazz Hands

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.

Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022