Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

by An Audience July 21, 2024

Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.

Joe Biden raped my dog

by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025

Joe Biden

Donald trump’s dominant alpha male

Donald: b-but senpai! Please! Don’t drop out of the election!
Joe Biden: I must kitten… it’s the only way :(

by Iszievee April 17, 2025

Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.

Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!

by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023

Joe Biden

A 80 year old bafoon who likes sniffing girls hair, has a son addicted to coke, cheated on a nationwide election, and is the president of the United States.

“ Joe Biden is a really good president “

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.

Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023

Joe Biden

A fucken dumbass

Person 1: Yo look at that guy trying to buy $6 gas using Ice Cream!
Person 2: Damn he’s pulling a Joe Biden alright!

by Plymouth fucker 2000 December 15, 2023