haydens mom

Psychotic

Mom: Where are you at?
Hayden: Johnnys house

Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?

Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic

by h79 January 24, 2022

Hayden

SIMP!!!! A white probably racist dude who is usually republican. He's a good dude...kinda..... But the people he surrounds himself with aren't. He tends to make unfunny jokes and laughs at himself a lot. There are lots of gifs of his ugly face on discord. If you meet a hayden, RUN. STAY AWAY. GET AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. btw he edates.

Simp #1: Who joined the vc uwu?
Simp #2: Daddy waddy Hayden uwu.

Hayden: "hey kittens want some vbucks?"

by Ghoulette January 30, 2022

Hayden

fitty with a huge willy

person 1 : looks theres hayden the fittest boy ever
person 2 : oh yh i want the the d from that guy, MEOW

by 123sayhay February 2, 2022

Hayden

He is probably really super duper extremely fat, H thinks he is good at games and has a small penis

we shouldn't name our kid hayden its bad luck

by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022

Hayden

Kind of funny, hot, and will fuck your woman.

"Watch out he's a Hayden"

by B.I.G.B.O.I February 11, 2022

Hayden Enders

A very sexy man who pulls mad bitches

Person 1: You're a Hayden Enders

Person 2: Thanks Daddy

by Zong February 13, 2022

Hayden

Obsesses over one girl at work

Guy 1: is that kid eating a dead pigeon on the side of the road

Guy 2: must be a Hayden

by Hgueter21 November 2, 2021