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fast n blast

A rotation of rapid clitoral stimulation followed by violent, intense finger blasting.
What's the best way to get a girl off?

Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.
by Squid's House October 6, 2013
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fast-n-furious

Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?

She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!

He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
by op_position October 12, 2011
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Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011
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fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.
Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.
by Bad Momma September 15, 2011
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Intermediate Fasting

When you put fake bugs in your food causing an intermediate stoppage of eating
Blaise used intermediate fasting to scam Jersey Mikes.
by Hehetahtah November 10, 2018
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fast forword

the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.
you want to go to school and learn
no imma just do fast forword
by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019
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Fast and furriest

Fast and furthest.. .meaning when a man doesn't manscape for at least two weeks and has coitus with his female partner and fucks her fast and furry like a squirrel
He gave her the old fast and furriest
by Enzolammento March 7, 2019
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