milk disease

irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk

irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease

if you drink a lot of milk you have milk disease

by milk disease February 7, 2020

Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.

Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

by Linguist 2017 March 26, 2020

Slayton’s Disease

Slayton’s disease is a interchangeable synonym of Hotdog fingers.

I got Slayton’s Disease and now I can’t find gloves that fit.

by Jeffcoat Ramirez September 10, 2020

Yellow’s Disease

When a sexy white man, who highly desirable by white women, constantly rejects the white women in pursuit of Asian girls.

White woman: “Oh my god, why won’t Maxwell get with me? I’m white, attractive, Russian and smart! All he does is hang around Burwood and Chatswood Westfield…”

White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”

by WeChatLuvr69 March 18, 2022

fimrite disease

a disease you get from someone with the first or last name fimrite, who flexes all the time abt their technology and bullies people and now you do that too.

i think im catching the fimrite disease.

by s3333333 November 24, 2021

4chan disease

autism

Dude, I've probably got the 4chan disease

by Cheese Pepperoni March 1, 2023

Larkinson's Disease

Someone who has Larkinson's Disease is a compulsive talker, and has trouble staying quiet. Also, less often, someone who asks too many questions related to drugs.

John: "MAN, Joe just won't SHUT UP!"
Bob: "Yeah, I'm afraid he has Larkinson's Disease."

by L.E. Lykes Kok April 14, 2006