markinsons disease

Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.

Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(

by PaidinFull July 22, 2011

Impatience Disease

When you're not patient enough.

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified

by djzdc October 10, 2011

diego disease

IS a person thats called diego and he has a disease and if u get close u can get sick.You always have to be alert,so you dont get it.

My friend has the Diego Disease

by Salcedopaula34 July 9, 2017

Yellow’s Disease

When a sexy white man, who highly desirable by white women, constantly rejects the white women in pursuit of Asian girls.

White woman: “Oh my god, why won’t Maxwell get with me? I’m white, attractive, Russian and smart! All he does is hang around Burwood and Chatswood Westfield…”

White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”

by WeChatLuvr69 March 18, 2022

fimrite disease

a disease you get from someone with the first or last name fimrite, who flexes all the time abt their technology and bullies people and now you do that too.

i think im catching the fimrite disease.

by s3333333 November 24, 2021

4chan disease

autism

Dude, I've probably got the 4chan disease

by Cheese Pepperoni March 1, 2023

Larkinson's Disease

Someone who has Larkinson's Disease is a compulsive talker, and has trouble staying quiet. Also, less often, someone who asks too many questions related to drugs.

John: "MAN, Joe just won't SHUT UP!"
Bob: "Yeah, I'm afraid he has Larkinson's Disease."

by L.E. Lykes Kok April 14, 2006