Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.

John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?

Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.

by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022

Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck

Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!

by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022

crystal._.moon0

A mikan cosplayer commonly known for being a witch and having quite the weird sister.

Is that crystal._.moon0?
Yeah! how'd you know?
Their sister is trying to kill them, of course its crystal._.moon0

by Dripgokuwaffle March 6, 2022

Crystal Clear

Crystal clear is a stand name for the summoner Josephus Joby (JoJo). It ability allows the summoner to distort reality within a 5 metre radius. Power B, Speed A, Range E, Durability A, Precision A, Potential A

Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Crystal

Crystal is a beautiful girl who is good at gymnastics and hates the beach she has a lot of friends two name Matilda and Elise

She is short has blonde hair and her eyes change colour😍

Crystal is beautiful and flexible has lots of friends and hates the beach.

by ...kiddo... December 17, 2020

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021