i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .

Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill

by random everthing is me July 8, 2017

After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

after-sound

the sound after a sound

the after-sound sounded like the wind

by bobsburgers45 March 3, 2018

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

after mo

An After Mo is a combination of prosecco and pineapple juice.

Ah man, I really don’t want to drink. What about an After mo?

by DanP3 January 18, 2018

After Holiday Panic

It’s like you don’t want there next year to come or if you celebrate Christmas you think of everything you want the day after

I’ve been experiencing some after holiday panic recently

by Bundle Bundle December 29, 2019

The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm

omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar

by That bottom bitch March 8, 2020