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Eco-Addict

An Eco-Addict is someone who is getting "High" or intoxicated. They do not need to consume a Drug.
See Eco-Alcoholic for specific Information
I do not smoke weed but I'm still high. I'm an Eco-Addict
by Grenadian Terrance June 17, 2018
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Fortnite addict

It's taking over, Fortnite addicts beware
by FreeSplash January 26, 2019
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cell addict

To love celeberties so much you want to be them
by uglyboo February 2, 2019
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Green Tea Addict

A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
Green Tea Addict is getting defensive again....
by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018
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Hep addict

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction. Sometimes referred to as diabetes.
He’s a real Hep addict. Got his own internet show too. Has some technical people do it for him. Won’t quote him ‘cause he just likes to create sensation for his hep addiction.
by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018
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Device Addiction

Captured devotion resulting from a lack of vision and values – if unaddressed will likely cause the collapse of purpose/meaning within the ostensible captive.
Once she determined her core competencies and decided on a vision for the future, her Device Addictions had no more power over her.
by Hermathecles March 29, 2023
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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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