Leachy monkey

A cryptid breed of creatures that live in old open water wells. Been known to eat children.

You kids get away from that well.You might fall in,or the leachy monkey will get you.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde February 11, 2026

Booger Monkey

A booger monkey is a regional American colloquialism that historically refers to a mischievous or frightening hobgoblin-like creature, often described in Appalachian folklore as a hairy, black-colored spirit or "wood booger" that haunts the deep forest. While the term is frequently used today as a playful nickname for a messy child, its older roots link it to "prohibition myths" designed to scare children into staying indoors after dark to avoid being caught by such monsters. In more modern, vulgar slang, the phrase can also mock an individual perceived as unhygienic, specifically implying they are someone who eats boogers.

Damn booger monkey on their speakerphone in public again.

by 2B2M February 15, 2026

Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

by bigdbud February 19, 2026

Dance Monkey

Dance monkey is the worst fucking song of all time. It sounds like a caucasian grandma orgasming while trying to do ASMR. Not only is it a shitty song, it has a goddamn KIDS BOP VERSION WHICH IS INFINITELY WORSE.

Person 1: Hey I like Dance Monkey!
Person 2: Fuck you

by DanceMonkeyHater February 23, 2026