monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.

Damn rea is so Monkey-brained

by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021

cunt monkey

an annoying person who won't stfu

dude, stfu you dumb cunt monkey

by MULLETMILITAI July 7, 2021

Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey

Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer

by alphawhale January 11, 2026