purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011

the toe collector

Sucks toes on sight. If your toes are exposed and he sees them..your toes are getting yeeted to the 4th dimension...his mouth

Watch out for The Toe Collector👀🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻

by Sir Cleveland November 28, 2018

squeaky toe

When you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like Garden Flowers or Original Scent.

Friend #1: How was your date with Jessica last night?

Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.

Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?

Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!

Friend #1: Lucky!!

by LukasKares August 29, 2017

Funk Toe

Funk toe is a common way to describe someones nasty ass feet. For example, toes that look funked up or nasty. One could also describe stankin ass feet as having funk toe. Funk toe essentially describes anything abnormal with the below the ankle region. Crooked toes apply to funk toe as well.

You could smell that funk toe, from the front door. "Doe"

Put your socks back on you got funk toe bro.

This nigga got funk toe.

by Lingle, E February 28, 2019

toe punch

When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.

“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”

by LSDelux July 18, 2018

toe nits

It is a play on the wording, comes from the term "no tits" but now you can tell your boys whats up without the lady having a clue that you've noticed her weakness.

Yo, check out that honey over there, she got toe nits!!

by FISH November 6, 2004

Toe Scissoring

A spontaneous act of celebrating the moment and life in general. When two humans feel the same joy in a situation that transcends reality and want to embrace it, one can shout out the holy words „It‘s time for a scissor crime!“ That’s when both of them strike their toes into the air and connect the toe gap between their two biggest toes with each other. What follows is the true meaning of life.
What a match made in heaven.

„Hey Ferdi! Time for a scissor crime!“

Laura: „Urgh, what are they doing?“

Jonas: „Oh they are just toe scissoring. A spontaneous act of celebrating life. Nothing special. Wanna do it as well?“
Laura: „Sure! Rrukkutwooooo!“

by Rrukkutwo April 10, 2021