snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018

Wookie snatch

Wookie snatch: a hairy, large woman’s typically unfresh and unkept vagina.

I’m guessing he isn’t sticking it anywhere fresh; last I heard, Its hole of choice was Wookie Snatch.

by GggggggDdddd May 25, 2018

snatched up

Getting kidnapped and put on the back of a milk carton.

"you better quit runnin around in this store before you get snatched up

by SYAS8DGY8A June 2, 2022

Snatch shot

An unsolicited vagina picture

I can't believe that girl just sent me a snatch shot.

by Miz_Liz March 21, 2022

snicker-snatched

To be taken as a child by a small naughty creature, like an imp or a faerie.

We snicker-snatched the babe from its cradle, where it grew alongside the flowers for many years.

by Ima Physch May 3, 2021

Fupa Snatch

When a fat girl sticks you under her fupa, and then flys away with you into the sunset.

Yea man, Mikey was at the bar when he got fupa snatched and taken away.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Bander snatch

An anus that recieves an excessive amount of attention, which far exceeds regularity.

Usually pertains to homosexual acts.
but generally used out of context.

See also: Man Pussy

"That chick I was dating tried to play with my Bander Snatch"

"He only wants you for your Bander snatch"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005