Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke

Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release

by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018

Snatch wizard

A gynecologist

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.

by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019

Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom

I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!

by D's Girl September 20, 2018

splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.

Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch

by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018

snatched up

Getting kidnapped and put on the back of a milk carton.

"you better quit runnin around in this store before you get snatched up

by SYAS8DGY8A June 2, 2022

Snatch shot

An unsolicited vagina picture

I can't believe that girl just sent me a snatch shot.

by Miz_Liz March 21, 2022

snicker-snatched

To be taken as a child by a small naughty creature, like an imp or a faerie.

We snicker-snatched the babe from its cradle, where it grew alongside the flowers for many years.

by Ima Physch May 3, 2021