Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

SHOCK PerkyOx

A guy whos always rich but is also a player
he sweats at fortnite and wont play anything else
he likes to loudly pretend hes in a hentai anime

Bruh, my teammate SHOCK PerkyOx is so sweaty! its so obvious he only plays fortnite

by Samurott Fax August 7, 2021

Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

Shock and eww

When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.

I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'

by PoetikDom August 10, 2021

Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.

Me: BAM SHOCK DODGE!

by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021

Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.

“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”

by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021