Science sexer

a teacher who has any form of nsfw content in their search history

Time to go to science sexer’s class
Downbad ass nigga

by suger man May 7, 2023

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023

Science words

Words that are science. BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME THING

“ you can spell science without making a word”
Science words

by All knowing Me July 29, 2023

Science

Fuck around and find out

John: *fucks around with sciencey shit*
John: *finds stuff out*

by DaSuitcase August 19, 2023

geo science

that fucking dumb class everyone has a 54% in and you all don’t really care

your stupid if you like geo science

by manginassss October 30, 2019

for science

What Venturian used to say before adding thrusters to everything.

Vent: *adds a fuck ton of thrusters* This is for science.

by TailsNASCARFan93 December 5, 2020