One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

Nonce

A Uk prison abriviation and slang wird for a suspected or redistered sexoffender this can alsi be used as a joke between friends

’look out for luke he’s such a nonce’

by daisy may halls September 27, 2021

Nonce

A insult / name of a persons who commits peodophilia

“Kyle’s a nonce, meeting nippers

by Fiinn February 17, 2022

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 17, 2022

Nonce Money

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money

"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"

by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

nonce

a boy

a wanna kiss that nonce

by uheuphoria August 8, 2021