chotch monkey

a petty bitch

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016

Terrorist Monkey

Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.

Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN

by oofman3 November 18, 2018

Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner

Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey

by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018

clout monkey

Someone who constantly wants clout and brags about having clout

“Yo stacey is a whole clout monkey”

by skee__t January 5, 2019

Monkey bomb

A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.

"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."

by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

maple monkey

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.

“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
“What a fucking maple monkey.”

by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017