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Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
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“Bro that’s such a monke moment
“Monke together stronk”
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sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021
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Monke

Yet another dead meme that was never funny in the first place.
Idiot: What do you think about Monke?
Smart guy: It's dead and so fucking stupid .
by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021
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hoo hoo haaa haaa hoo hoo haaa haaa
monke go brrrrrrrrrr
by Susra June 17, 2021
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what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey
What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.
by marcopolio January 27, 2005
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