It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
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Get the Loaf Crusher mug.Brad suggests going on a ten mile hike while it's snowing. Becky responds: "Yeah, I think we can let that loaf in the litter box for a moment"
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Get the Loaf in the Litter Box mug.royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake
origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf
common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf
common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
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Get the Lady loaf mug.when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025
Get the Holding a loaf mug.Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.
Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."
Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."
Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."
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