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Jonathan fumbled the love of his life!
by Luv07 November 22, 2023
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Jonathan

The boy I still miss. Jonathan is a sweet, caring, tall, blonde boy. He knows how to start a conversation. He trys to make you laugh, even if you dont feel good, all for the sake of making you happy. He has the best sense of style, and knows how to flirt so slickly, even thought were done for, I still wonder if things would someday just, change. Jonathan had great sense of music too. He knew how to respond to things, he knew exactly what to do.
"I still miss jonathan"

"GIRL OMG WE KNOW YOUVE SAID THAT FIVE MILLION TIMES"
by Literalnumberonenickiminajfan December 10, 2023
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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
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Jonathan Shiell

Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed
Jonathan Shiell is one of the best people I know
by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023
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jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
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Jonathan Walter Pinch

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop
by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023
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